All-Bark-No-Bite

tbh I don't even understand my existence anymore soo.....

if anyone has an OC they want drawn for free and without knowing whether or not I'll ever actually do it just like... hit me up yo

pls just message or comment a reference of your OC and I may or may not draw it


i just need meaning in life


k thx             

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Sorry for being away for so long ehehheee... 

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I have no excuse.

I am a piece of trash.

Not sorry.


But during this mega-living-under-a-rock period I actually managed to watch anime. 

(ﾉ●◉▽◉●)ﾉ HAHAHHAHAHAA!

So be prepared to endure an avalanche of Haikyuu!, Kuroko no Basuke, Tokyo Ghoul, K PROJECT crack-fics, smut and tasteless literature because that is all I will ever do~~~

EDIT 10: I am about to leave St. Moritz. I had a pleasant stay here and I met a few interesting people. The past two days were sunny. I also had fun breaking icicles off houses and poking things. I also went to the supermarket to buy more chocolate. The line was huge! People had carts full as if they only went shopping once a month!
EDIT 9: It has been snowing heavily for the past two days. Snow has gotten a metre thick on roofs and cars. I also have to add that the hardest part of skiing is putting on the darn skis! The only time I fell over on the slopes was when I try to walk up a hill or when getting off a T-bar. Also, my hair gets frozen together every day so I have to wash it all the time.
EDIT 8: Good Morning and Merry Christmas~! I woke up to it snowing pretty heavily. I'm scared to go outside XD.
EDIT 7: Skiing was more comfortable today. But instead of foggy cloud, we got a blizzard. More accurately, a storm of tiny freezing knives. My face stung the second I faced the wind. Also, my goggles froze to my face and ripped a bit of skin off, lovely. I keep losing my mum on the slopes. So I have to wait at the bottom for 10 minutes till she shows up. I love my horrible skiing technique, although other skiers don't appreciate it. I also take pride in not falling over yet, yay~!
EDIT 6: My first day skiing was.....difficult? I got used to the unusually steep beginner slopes quickly but I always have to stop every few metres to wait for my slow mother. By lunchtime a fog, or cloud, covered the mountain. This caused quite a struggle. Without the ability to see more than four metres in front of you, I was having a hard time. You could barely see the chairlift in front of you either. People were grey blobs, and those shapes only appeared when they were a few metres away. I constantly got lost on the moutain and had to use the map, the fog made it even harder because I couldn't see the chairlifts or any other landmarks. I hope the weather is better tomorrow.
EDIT 5: After two days in Montreux, I am back in Lausanne. I am basically living off supermarket chocolate and instant noodles now. And even that is too expensive.
EDIT 4: It's my second day in Bern. It seriously doesn't feel that cold anymore. Despite the fact that my feet turn numb, It's fine!
EDIT 3: I'm currently in Zurich. I didn't do much but walk around and eat free samples! This morning I'm taking a train to Basel. Also, everyday I have horrid stomach pains. UGH.
EDIT 2: I'm going to leave Zhonshan today, spend the day in Hong Kong then I'll head off to Switzerland at midnight. I had a lot of fun buying stuff in China. I got plenty of cute clothes (mainly navy and poncho-like XD). I got three volumes of Kuroshitsuji (at a value of $1.50 AUD each) even though they are in Chinese, I don't care! I have two pairs of glasses, one has a case that has newspaper clipping designs. I also got a marvelous haircut, my hair is so soft and silky!

EDIT:I am now in Zhongshan. I just got back from a long day of shopping for really cute clothes and having a haircut. I'm fairly bored without my three cousins to play with. I only saw them on the first day or two. Right now one is at boarding school, the other a day school and the boy is a complete intorvert. I actuallly got the computer after he left, he was playing a videogame I guess.

I'm going to call my next holiday the 'Switzerland Trip', because it mainly focuses on said country. However, other countries will be visited such as: France, Liechstenstien, Austria and China as well as Hong Kong.

Personally, I am NOT a big fan of travelling land-locked countries, it's such a hassle. I prefer coasting around the border of places like Italy and Norway, where I have comfortable accomodation on cruises instead of dragging luggage everywhere.

But at least I get to hoard my maps once again!

In case you didn't notice, this means I'll be away for a while. That, in turn, means that I will not be able to complete nothing! I apologise for my procrastination...

Time for moi timeline:

December:

6th - Leave Australia for moi Asian HOMELAND!
7th-10th - Zhongshan, China.
11th - Hong Kong.
~Plane Ride at 11:59pm XD~
12th - Zurich, Switzerland.
13th - Basel, Switzerland.
14th - Bern, Switzerland.
15th - Bern, Switzerland.
16th - Montreux, Switzerland.
17th - Montreux, Switzerland.
18th - Lausanne, Switzerland.
19th - Geneva, Switzerland. (And I may go to France for 1 hour )
20th - Geneva, Switzerland.
21st - Brig, Switzerland.
22nd-28th - St. Moritz, Switzerland. (A whole week of breaking my knee-caps skiing~!)
29th - Sargans, Switzerland .
30th - Sargans, Switzerland (Bus trip to Liechstenstien and Austria )
31st - Lucerne, Switzerland.

January:

1st - Zurich Airport.
2nd - BAI BAI SWITZERLAND~!

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Favourite Hetalia Characters:

1. England
2. America
3. France
4. Iceland
5. Norway
6. 2p!England
7. Male!Belarus

Favourite Hetalia Pairings:

1. USUK
2. FRUK
3. FRUKUS
4. Norway x Denmark
5. Norway x Iceland

Writing Genres:
Romance, Smut, Humour, Drama, Crack and Horror.

Objects:
Computer, Earphones, Newspaper, Toilet

Food:
Meat, Lollipop, Soft Drinks

Note:
I would honestly prefer a story to be a Country x Reader because....