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2p!England x Reader: How was your sleep?




You were definately sure you had locked all the doors last night, you even took the precaution of bolting shut all your windows. But still he managed to break into your home, just like every other time. That man sure was a creep, a man by the name of Oliver Kirkland.

~~~~~

You were woken up by warm breath on your neck, it began to tickle so you forced your eyes open with a giggle. Your grin was immediately wiped off when you caught sight of who was in your bedroom. Oliver was sitting on the edge of your bed, leaning over you, a cheshire smile stretching his features. His sky blue eyes sparkled at you and his strawberry blond hair was in disarray, probably because of the traps you set up the night earlier.

"How did you manage to get in here?", you inquired as you sat up in bed, tugging your blanket closer to you in an attempt to tip him onto the floor.

"That is not of importance, love", he cooed, reaching over to cup your cheek.

His slender fingers carressed your face as he stared at you wistfully. You let him continue his affectionate actions, stifling a yawn as you looked back at him with lidded eyes. He positioned himself closer to you, mattress sinking as he comfortably sat by your side.

"How was your sleep, ____?", he asked pleasantly, a small smile tugging at his lips.

"Fine I guess...", you trailed off lazily as you rubbed your eyes. You didn't appreciate Oliver poking at your business like this.

A certain spark twinkled in his eyes and his grin widened horrificly, "Don't lie to me, poppet", he whispered darkly, "I was watching you"

The hand which was stroking your cheek recoiled slightly, allowing a large knife to slide from his jacket cuff and take its place between his fingers. Oliver began gently tracing the blade over your neck, pinning your frightened form onto the bed. He forced the knife to break your skin, bright crimson blood emerged from the small wounds, trickling down your body in thin trails.
He leaned down to your neck, repeating the puffs of breath which originally woke you up. His tounge slowly lapped up the bubbles of red liquid and he licked his lips hungrily. Droplets of tears formed at the rims of your eyes, the cuts stung badly, his tounge wiping against them made them burn even more ferociously.
He moved up to your mouth and kissed you possessively, his lips merging with yours. His tounge danced with yours in a heated frenzy, you could taste the bitterness of your own blood, and you began to weave your fingers through his blond locks, absentmindedly pulling him closer to you.

The english man pulled away, a silver strand connecting your lips together as he smirked down at you, "So how was your sleep?", he pushed further, demanding an answer from you.

You veered you gaze away from him and tried to hide your flushed face. While he watched you awkwardly trying to avoid his question and attempting to make up an excuse, he chuckled.

"I heard you moaning my name last night, why is that, love?", he laughed sadistically at your embarrased expression and laid down beside you in bed. His eyes turned up happily as he snuggled closer to you, "Maybe I'll just have to find out", he suggested before he pinned you onto your mattress again.

~~~~~

After that sexually pleasant morning, you decided to secure your house even more. If Oliver Kirkland wanted you to be his that badly, he would have to prove himself.
I had a sudden urge to write about Oliver Kirkland, he's awesome! I know it's not that good and I may -someday in the future- rewrite it :iconenglandderpplz:
I was basically inspired to write this after I saw this hilarious meme-thingamajig!
Hope you enjoy!

I don't own the image.
Story © ~All-Bark-No-Bite
Hetalia © Hidekaz Himaruya
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Cookie71266 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
: Oliver pins me down:
: Punches Oliver in face:
Me: OH NO BITCH I KNOW TAE KNOWN DO!!
: Punches his again and grabs knife out of pocket :
: Starts swinging knife around and around :
Me: RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUUN
Oliver: Darling, I don't know why you are trying to hurt me. Please tell me.
: Runs over to him and holds knife to his neck, threating to hurt him :
Me: TELL ME, WHY YOU ARE TRYING TO RAPE ME!
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015
Me: *wakes up to Olliy breathing on my neck* Olliy?
2p!England: Yes....?
Me *grabs him,climes on top of him,go's to sleep* Goodnight~
2p!England: But i wanted to-
Me: *pulls his nife out of hs pocket* Im going to sleep on top of you,like your my bed. Understand?
2p!England: Y-yes m-ma'am...
Me: Good~ *cuddles onto him more,keeps a hold of the nife (just in cace he wants to exape)*
Me: Goodnight Olliy~
2p!England: Goodnight (dang shes crazyer than i am)
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nerdygummybears13 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  New member
Me when he has me pinned down: O-O RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPEEEE!!!!!
! XD
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Winter-Waltz Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Okay Oliver, breathing on my neck whilst I'm trying to get some shut-eye is undeniably creepy, not to mention the fact that I might as well stab you in the face if you do so. (I actually keep my Swiss Army pocket knife with me 24/7, including the time when I'm going to go to bed.)
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student General Artist
CELING ENGLANDS
CELING ENGLANDS EVERYWHERE
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I love your comment and your icon!
XDD
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Student General Artist
Y THANK YOU XD
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Student General Artist
:iconyay2penglandplz:
:iconyayenglandplz:
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Creepy stare 
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Student General Artist
Not creepy at all!
Look at this happy face :D ->Creepy Billy 
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Angry Sheep V1 
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Shadowsis98 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 11, 2014
The England(or 2p England) picture  thou..*tries to hold the laughter* love..it
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GarnetBoo Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lock the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride~
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AuroraMagi Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Lock the doors lock everything xD

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Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
MY LEMON SENSES ARE TINGLING !!! o-o *runs away* i hate lemon .....,

lovely story poppet !! <3
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CandyStine Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"MY LEMON SENSES ARE TINGLING !!! o-o *runs away* i hate lemon ....., "
Me: *hides away my salad that has lemon juice on it* O-O I too hate lemons
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PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
I agree! By the way nice profile pic!10th Doctor Dance 
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Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you ^^ 
twnht forever 
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PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
:)
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aspenmoyer Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
this is soo awesome!!! CAN YOU MAKE A SEQUAL!! plz....
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asianturnip Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
... I probably would have kneed him in the balls...
Awesome story^^
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cakesamo Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Student Artist
hehe
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MsVideoGames Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
A Cheshire smile! LOL alice in wonderland!
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RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
O.O I will soon get blood loss from his knife
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If I woke up like that, I'd yell at my brother to go away...and then get so scared when I open my eyes, I'd roll off the bed and run into my parents' giant closet behind the door...
Awesome story!!!~
I can't stop reading this!!!~
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CookieGirlXP Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
I'd flip out cause I. Need. My. PERSONAL SPACE!!! .....................................
.
Including no breathing on me~
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Cookie71266 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Same. Wow, I see you like cookies. :High fives:
JOIN THE COOKIE WARRIORS!
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CookieGirlXP Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
*HIGH-VERY-LATE-HIGH-FIVE-AFTER-HAITUS* ^^'>
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Cookie71266 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
HAA LOL
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CookieGirlXP Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
I try to get back though even for a short while. HEH heh... XD
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demonzarecool101 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
If I woke up to him next to me BREATHING ON ME I would be like:
MEIN GOTT OMG *rolls off bed with him following* GIT OFF MEH OMGGGG I'M DIEING *dramatic dieing*
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HetaLuiseBeilschmidt Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
Well theres two types of people.
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TheNutellasaur Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
:iconenglandderpplz: This is fantastic.
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*rolls over and sees Ollie* cupcakes are in the pan in the fridge, tea's above the oven, bathroom's next door, make yourself at home for the next two hours. We'll hang out after. Now let me sleep. *rolls back over and sleeps*
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Winter-Waltz Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Like a boss XD
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Skullcandy-Fandom Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kay den.... I wasnt goingto sleep anyway owo OliverIsStillAdorable
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YellowVixen Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ok, i wasn't planning to sleep anyway...... *stays up all night glaring at window, not noticing my door is open....*
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NekodaTheHedgehog86 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
The picture at the top made me giggle lol.
Love the story btw.
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Dustfinger1 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Student Writer
OMFG 1. Oliver, it's Friday the thiteenth. Please don't do this. 2. CRAO IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH! I'M GONNA WAKE UP TO ALL THE 2PS AND MY OLDER BRO'S GONNA DO SHIT ABOUT IT! 

 Sry for my language, it's just that, this probably isn't going to be good for me and :scared: France (Scared) [V2] 
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NikoKarma Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So, you got-
Stalker
Breaking into houses
Sleep watching
And sexualy asualting


From that?
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NikoKarma Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I like you
My mind is the same, may-haps one day we will be the best of friends...
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icespark1298 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
... Did Olver turn into Edward Cullen in the picture or something?
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shadowangel33 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student Artist
yes he did but 100000000000000000 times better 
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icespark1298 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Much better than twilight :P
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DarkbeautyXjeff Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oliver is scared of me when I get really girly so he tends to stay away 
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hetalian15627 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Student Writer
* Oliver's knife begins cutting her cheek* ... is this the real life~? *starts singing*
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awesome36 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No, just please stop.
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
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hetalian15627 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Writer
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see~ I'm just a poor girl, I need no sympathy.
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