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2p!England x Reader: How was your sleep?




You were definately sure you had locked all the doors last night, you even took the precaution of bolting shut all your windows. But still he managed to break into your home, just like every other time. That man sure was a creep, a man by the name of Oliver Kirkland.

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You were woken up by warm breath on your neck, it began to tickle so you forced your eyes open with a giggle. Your grin was immediately wiped off when you caught sight of who was in your bedroom. Oliver was sitting on the edge of your bed, leaning over you, a cheshire smile stretching his features. His sky blue eyes sparkled at you and his strawberry blond hair was in disarray, probably because of the traps you set up the night earlier.

"How did you manage to get in here?", you inquired as you sat up in bed, tugging your blanket closer to you in an attempt to tip him onto the floor.

"That is not of importance, love", he cooed, reaching over to cup your cheek.

His slender fingers carressed your face as he stared at you wistfully. You let him continue his affectionate actions, stifling a yawn as you looked back at him with lidded eyes. He positioned himself closer to you, mattress sinking as he comfortably sat by your side.

"How was your sleep, ____?", he asked pleasantly, a small smile tugging at his lips.

"Fine I guess...", you trailed off lazily as you rubbed your eyes. You didn't appreciate Oliver poking at your business like this.

A certain spark twinkled in his eyes and his grin widened horrificly, "Don't lie to me, poppet", he whispered darkly, "I was watching you"

The hand which was stroking your cheek recoiled slightly, allowing a large knife to slide from his jacket cuff and take its place between his fingers. Oliver began gently tracing the blade over your neck, pinning your frightened form onto the bed. He forced the knife to break your skin, bright crimson blood emerged from the small wounds, trickling down your body in thin trails.
He leaned down to your neck, repeating the puffs of breath which originally woke you up. His tounge slowly lapped up the bubbles of red liquid and he licked his lips hungrily. Droplets of tears formed at the rims of your eyes, the cuts stung badly, his tounge wiping against them made them burn even more ferociously.
He moved up to your mouth and kissed you possessively, his lips merging with yours. His tounge danced with yours in a heated frenzy, you could taste the bitterness of your own blood, and you began to weave your fingers through his blond locks, absentmindedly pulling him closer to you.

The english man pulled away, a silver strand connecting your lips together as he smirked down at you, "So how was your sleep?", he pushed further, demanding an answer from you.

You veered you gaze away from him and tried to hide your flushed face. While he watched you awkwardly trying to avoid his question and attempting to make up an excuse, he chuckled.

"I heard you moaning my name last night, why is that, love?", he laughed sadistically at your embarrased expression and laid down beside you in bed. His eyes turned up happily as he snuggled closer to you, "Maybe I'll just have to find out", he suggested before he pinned you onto your mattress again.

~~~~~

After that sexually pleasant morning, you decided to secure your house even more. If Oliver Kirkland wanted you to be his that badly, he would have to prove himself.
I had a sudden urge to write about Oliver Kirkland, he's awesome! I know it's not that good and I may -someday in the future- rewrite it :iconenglandderpplz:
I was basically inspired to write this after I saw this hilarious meme-thingamajig!
Hope you enjoy!

I don't own the image.
Story © ~All-Bark-No-Bite
Hetalia © Hidekaz Himaruya
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xNyoRussiax Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
RaynaTheZombieAJ 
"After that sexually pleasant morning..."


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RaynaTheZombieAJ Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
O.O
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xNyoRussiax Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Pffftttt....
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RaynaTheZombieAJ Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!
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xNyoRussiax Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
XDDDD
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RaynaTheZombieAJ Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconraynathezombieaj: I mean...
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xNyoRussiax Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
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RaynaTheZombieAJ Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconraynathezombieaj: OLIVER~
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Dhamila Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
France is not a rapist, he is just a charmin and lovable man that want's to give love to the world. well that's my opinion :)
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Gunter-The-Mermaid Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oliver you're becoming like France...
Just.
No.
Okay.
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Cheshirelypride Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015
For last time people, France isn't a rapist...
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StarburstAlicorn Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015
XD
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shyhetaliastuckfan Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Student Artist
me: *feels warm breath tickling on my neck* *giggles and groans* I dont wanna go to school! *frowns* *covers myself with the blankets and goeas to sleep* ((kawaii story by the way!! ^^))
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TheEvilCheesepuff Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"sexually pleasant morning" Big Fool Emoji-06 (Blush) [V2] Ohonhonhon Oliver~
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Gunter-The-Mermaid Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hetalia Spinning France Ohon honhon hon Icon 
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TheEvilCheesepuff Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
X)
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Gunter-The-Mermaid Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
x3 
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TheEvilCheesepuff Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
😁
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Hetaliaenglandishot Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015
Hell I don't mind if he watches me sleep heck he can even fuck me if all I care but yah this is a good lemon
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Whybot221 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015
Aww so cute:)
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Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner May 16, 2015
......what if never leaves the house and hides in the attic (In My house the attic has open windows and the attic door is in my room o_o creeper olly)
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kksfriend1000 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Someone call 911. Now.
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Discardia2 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015
I would, but I forgot the dial number. What was the number for 911 again?
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kksfriend1000 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg dude! XD LOL
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Discardia2 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2015
>:3
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Cookie71266 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
: Oliver pins me down:
: Punches Oliver in face:
Me: OH NO BITCH I KNOW TAE KNOWN DO!!
: Punches his again and grabs knife out of pocket :
: Starts swinging knife around and around :
Me: RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUUN
Oliver: Darling, I don't know why you are trying to hurt me. Please tell me.
: Runs over to him and holds knife to his neck, threating to hurt him :
Me: TELL ME, WHY YOU ARE TRYING TO RAPE ME!
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015
Me: *wakes up to Olliy breathing on my neck* Olliy?
2p!England: Yes....?
Me *grabs him,climes on top of him,go's to sleep* Goodnight~
2p!England: But i wanted to-
Me: *pulls his nife out of hs pocket* Im going to sleep on top of you,like your my bed. Understand?
2p!England: Y-yes m-ma'am...
Me: Good~ *cuddles onto him more,keeps a hold of the nife (just in cace he wants to exape)*
Me: Goodnight Olliy~
2p!England: Goodnight (dang shes crazyer than i am)
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nerdygummybears13 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Me when he has me pinned down: O-O RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPEEEE!!!!!
! XD
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Winter-Waltz Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Okay Oliver, breathing on my neck whilst I'm trying to get some shut-eye is undeniably creepy, not to mention the fact that I might as well stab you in the face if you do so. (I actually keep my Swiss Army pocket knife with me 24/7, including the time when I'm going to go to bed.)
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student General Artist
CELING ENGLANDS
CELING ENGLANDS EVERYWHERE
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StarburstAlicorn Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015
*glares at ceiling* *looks at ceiling england* .... Go awwwaaaayyy!!🙇
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Student General Artist
XDDD
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StarburstAlicorn Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015
*looks at you* help me;3;there's too many ceiling Englands......😣
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  Student General Artist
*throws cheese at them*
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I love your comment and your icon!
XDD
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Student General Artist
Y THANK YOU XD
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Student General Artist
:iconyay2penglandplz:
:iconyayenglandplz:
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Creepy stare 
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Student General Artist
Not creepy at all!
Look at this happy face :D ->Creepy Billy 
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Angry Sheep V1 
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Shadowsis98 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 11, 2014
The England(or 2p England) picture  thou..*tries to hold the laughter* love..it
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GarnetBoo Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lock the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride~
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AuroraMagi Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Lock the doors lock everything xD

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Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
MY LEMON SENSES ARE TINGLING !!! o-o *runs away* i hate lemon .....,

lovely story poppet !! <3
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CandyStine Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"MY LEMON SENSES ARE TINGLING !!! o-o *runs away* i hate lemon ....., "
Me: *hides away my salad that has lemon juice on it* O-O I too hate lemons
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PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
I agree! By the way nice profile pic!10th Doctor Dance 
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Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you ^^ 
twnht forever 
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PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
:)
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aspenmoyer Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
this is soo awesome!!! CAN YOU MAKE A SEQUAL!! plz....
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